Two nuns were walking back to their convent at night when two men suddenly dragged them into a dark alley and began making love to them. In shock, one nun cried out, “God, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing!” The other nun,

however, replied cheekily, “Mine does!”—a punchline that adds a hilarious twist to the unexpected scenario. This joke, while edgy, plays on the contrast between innocence and worldly awareness, and it sets the tone for a series of other lighthearted religious-themed jokes.